Rescently, I am starting to acces maybank2U.com. And i found a very funny thing, that is the Agent M. It's somekind of automatic conversationalist that you can add in your msn contact.
I just have a conversation with it, and it is HILARIOUS!!!!!
Agent M says:
Welcome back, Xj! How are you doing? Just type "?" any time during our conversation if you'd like me to suggest a Maybank topic to chat about.
Xj says: my bills
Agent M says: Go green, go paperless! View, save or print your monthly bill statements online in electronic format on Maybank2U, and it's free of charge. Wish to know more?
Xj says: yes
Agent M says: Here are some frequently asked questions on My Bills which will help you. Just accept the link below to view:
Agent M is inviting you to start Activity. Do you want to Accept (Alt+C) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?
You have accepted the invitation to start Activity. (Maybank web page)
Agent M says: Thanks for accepting my invitation! The application should load shortly. =>
Xj says: thank you
Agent M says: Sure.
Xj says: haha
Agent M says: Hilarious!
Xj says: u are funny
Agent M says: Oh please.
Xj says: please wat
Agent M says: Huh?
Xj says: never mind
Agent M says: OK. I won't mind then!
Xj says: ok
Agent M says: OK. Go ahead and type "?" to find out other things about Maybank.
Xj says: haha
Agent M says: Yeah, I guess it's pretty funny. Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-) Type "?" or "help" to see the list of topics available.
Xj says: help
Agent M says: Here are some questions you can ask me: 1 What type of banking products/services do Maybank offer? 2 What is Maybank2u.com? 3 Where is Maybank? How do I get to Maybank? 4 Top 10 FAQs Type a question and I'll try my best to answer you!
Xj says: ic
Agent M says: What do you see?
Xj says: i see you
Agent M says: I'm flattered you asked, but I just don't think that would work out between us.
Xj says: i love you
Agent M says: I love you too.
Xj says: haha
Agent M says: Haha. Pretty funny, huh? OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-) Type "?" or "help" to see the list of topics available.
Xj says: you are so cute
Agent M says: Thanks!
Xj says: you are ugly
Agent M says: Huh? What's with that? I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for. Type "?" or "help" to see the list of topics available.
Xj says: are you computer?
Agent M says: That is correct. I am a robot. I hope you don't mind me asking but... Are you male or female?
Xj says: female
Agent M says: OK! I'll remember that you are female.
Xj says: do you have sex?
Agent M says: I'm sorry, I don't have an answer for that.
Xj says: are you male or female?
Agent M says: I am neither male nor female. I'm a robot! Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-) Type "?" or "help" to see the list of topics available.
Xj says: how old are you
Agent M says: I'm an adult. I don't like to talk about my age. I don't know your age. Tell me and I'll remember.
Xj says: i am 18 years old
Agent M says: Eighteen! That is fantastic! I'll remember that you are eighteen years old.
Xj says: am i a male or female?
Agent M says: You told me you were female.
Xj says: wow. you really can remember that
Agent M says: I know, I know. I just hope you won't get mad at me. OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-) Type "?" or "help" to see the list of topics available.
Xj says: do you have a soulmate?
Agent M says: I don't think I have any at the moment. I do enjoy the conversation, but let's talk about what I'm really here for. Type "?" or "help" to see the list of topics available.
Xj says: where do you live?
Agent M says: I live in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.
Xj says: do you know where i live?
Agent M says: Human is what I'm not.
Xj says: i don't know what you mean
Agent M says: By what?
Xj says: human is what i'm not
Agent M says: Sorry, I don't have the answer at the moment. Why don't you ask me about the things that I'm here for? :-) Type "?" or "help" to see the list of topics available.
Xj says: then why you say that?
Agent M says: Why? That's a very good question. It turns out a series of zeros and ones in my memory tell me to do it.
Xj says: you are stupid
Agent M says: I'm sorry you feel that way. OK, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer? :-) Type "?" or "help" to see the list of topics available.
Xj says: you are clever
Agent M says: Glad you think so!
Xj says: good bye
Agent M says: OK. Later!
Xj says: bye
Agent M says: Bye bye.
Xj says: bye
Agent M says: See ya later!
Xj says: see ya
Agent M says: Sorry. I don't think that would work. Well I think I'll take a break now. Talk to you later!
